My name is Mikki Sixx...but you can just refer to me as your "Ultimate Demise." I specialize in fucking you mentally, and once I've succeeded there, I'll fuck you financially.
One look at My sweet, innocent face, and you'll trust that I could NEVER do anything to hurt you. Gaze over My huge tits and your dick will swell. And once that happens, that's where I've got you.
Blue balls equate to a fuzzy mind, so easy to manipulate and control. What are you waiting for? Just buy a clip or two...after all, what could it hurt?
Your Dick Doesn't Work
You've tried it all: Viagra, herbal supplements, and massive amounts of jerking off. But not matter what you use or how hard you try, your little soldier will not stand at attention. What kind of man are you? Even the most pathetic twat can jerk off and cum. Yet you can't even manage that. You really are a failure, aren't you?
If you REALLY think you have something important to say to Me, you can do it at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Be warned, however, it WILL cost you.
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