My name is Mikki Sixx...but you can just refer to me as your "Ultimate Demise." I specialize in fucking you mentally, and once I've succeeded there, I'll fuck you financially.
One look at My sweet, innocent face, and you'll trust that I could NEVER do anything to hurt you. Gaze over My huge tits and your dick will swell. And once that happens, that's where I've got you.
Blue balls equate to a fuzzy mind, so easy to manipulate and control. What are you waiting for? Just buy a clip or two...after all, what could it hurt?
This may be My most brilliant idea yet. You're going to get so much accomplished by carrying out one task! Don't you hate how your house is filled with tacky $ h it that your wife has bought? Probably using YOUR money no less!? Well, while she's gone, you're going to haul all that garbage outside, slap some price stickers on it, and have a big yard sale to get rid of her trash! Of course, all the money you raise will go to Me, duh. But the best part? She's going to be so ticked off that I bet she finally leaves you! And that means more time and money for yours truly. :)
If you REALLY think you have something important to say to Me, you can do it at: email@example.com
Be warned, however, it WILL cost you.
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